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16:15 @quatslin25 @yumyumhara Sure ain't

16:15 @quatslin25 @yumyumhara Sure ain't nothing like a Brooklyn girl [heart this song!] ♫ blip.fm/~bz2y8 #
17:02 @invisiblesparks WHERE TO BUY HUMAN BREASTMILK CHEESE, tyia #
17:47 Apartments in Seattle are so cheap! ....why do I do this? #
18:00 @itsjustgoldie Girl, so cheap.Thinking about moving idlely. Bad news to even entertain a city I've never been 2, but New York worked out ok! #
19:35 Just had the most genius idea for a b day present for Chris. I love this kind of divine inspiration. #
21:44 'So we got into another discussion about Cow Milk Thief Cow...' #
10:15 @kmunkittrick You are the wind beneath my wiiiiiiiiings.... #
10:18 I am aesthetically not fit for human consumption for the next few days. #
11:16 @Chesterbrook #truefacts #
11:19 All day staff meeting at the beach. Won't be online much, chipchips. #
< em>12:49 'Let me apply sunscreen to your back. In an entirely professional way.' #
15:28 Got a call while at the beach we're being audited by the Department of Labor. Cosmic justice? #

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16:34 And...it appears I'm breaking out in hives. Or a rash? Or my body is just rejecting life. #
18:40 Not even Kelly Clarkson can get me going today. Harumph. #
21:52 Shitton of lighting in midtown. Must be from the heat. #
22:00 Summer monsoon! #
23:50 Watched shows with @chesterbrook on our two biggest fears: river sharks (that eat horses!) And hoarders. Let the bad dreams commence. #
12:18 Frozen black & white mocha I went out of my way for was too sweet and gross. It made it two blocks before the garbage. #$5.6 9breakfastfail #
12:53 Received the sweetest note from Jason Berger threatening my life because I can't attend the MN State Fair. I hate being a poor. #
14:14 Everyone has seen District 9 already but me! This is how I end up missing everything, see: Dark Knight, Hellboy2, etc. Ugh. Hate everyone. #
15:01 Shark fucking is like rape. SERIOUSLY. #

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17:01 'I really need to be sable to hit something to be satisfied.' - me, 2kalways #
17:46 Twittering from the elliptical is so bougie...and yet, here we are. #
20:22 Came home from the gym, making red enchilada chicken while boys play video games. Feel so.... normal. #
00:43 Snuggled up on Joshies bed for Tron w Rifftrax cuddle party. How did this movie get made and remade?? Its horrendous. Dishes await in the AM #
12:20 @kmunkittrick Exceptions for Billy Pilgrim? a certain kind of magic.... #< /li>
12:22 @dSiz The knife trick is just to handle stainless steal while you're washing your hands- usually a knife- gets onion/garlic off w np #
15:27 Just now getting around to reading the John Mackey (Whole Fooods) op-ed that has everyone in a tizzy. Quite reasonable, per my expectation. #

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19:09 Threw a green bean & chicken cassarole in the oven, now settled in to wait it out with a weepy Dead Like Me episode. And cramps. #
19:47 Cassarole is good but bland, needed more cheese. Doesn't everything? #
19:47 twitpic.com/8pn79 - #
22:52 For the first time I can remember, I miss being home with my parents. My apt is no longer freedom. I think that's how it is supposed to be. #
04:56 No sleep, nothing but bug bites and now heart burn. Kill me. #
13:18 @DAChesterFrench I will never take Drake seriously after those years as school shooting victim Jimmy on Degrassi. My brain won't allow it. #

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16:58 My parents were shopping at ikea 20 years ago, before it was cool. Does that give me cred here? #
17:47 twitpic.com/8lzou - Celebrating early; celebrating awesome. #
18:56 I just had a piece of that horrendous cake. My blood right now is closer to maple syrup. Worst part? Kinda want another piece. #
14:08 Missed the train by two minutes, now have to hang out in Trenton for about an hour. How does this always happen? #

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20:05 Packed up, heading to Killadelphia for the weekend and missing a million awesome events in the process. #firstworldproblems #
21:56 Off the train at Trenton. It smells like humidity, wet ground and childhood. I've never felt anything so strong. #
22:12 twitpic.com/8j2cu - Nights filled with longer hours. #
12:47 I <3 NY, but the things I find to be a novelty are crazy- W/Ds, cheap food, room to dance, blasting music & water pressure all feel foreign. #
14:08 I'm eating a baloney sandwich. Remember baloney? I didn't! #

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21:26 I just ousted @dens as the mayor of Sing Sing Karaoke - St Marks on @foursquare! bit.ly/oJ949 #
21:57 Sing Sing is empty tonight! Its really weird and kind of depressing. Oh well, more songs for us... #
22:20 Just blew away Say My Name Karaoke with Jorsh. It was pretty epic. #thingswhitepeoplelove #
00:22 Miss you MJ. #
00:23 Redux: miss u mj #altbro #
01:12 What's the closest train to this bar on the LES? Oh right, none of them. #
10:34 twitpic.com/8grtw - Color of sadness. #
15:19 Reading "Vices Are Not Crimes" on Google Books for a mind break. miss u lysander spooner #

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19:16 Hanging around a tiki bar with my boys drinking and talking about girls. Wednesday. #
21:45 I just ousted @Justjon as the mayor of Blockheads - Midtown West on @foursquare! bit.ly/rOCrs #
21:54 I just became the mayor of Q2 Thai on @foursquare! bit.ly/16a4Z1 #
11:15 I'm basically the mayor of midtown west on #foursquare Please pay tribute as required; thank you. #
12:26 I need a web designer to expand my personal brand, yall. Anyone know anyone? #
14:45 RT @Libertyorbust ...to be a Lady Libertarian bit.ly/X1bIK #tcot #tlot (or why I don't discuss politics with anyone hardly ever) #
15:57 Busy Busy Busy day at Entropy Free today. @schuyler is clearing his head and I'm too quickly running out of peanut butter. #

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18:44 Hand combining taco seasoning to be used for tonights dip. I heart preservative and starch free cooking. #
22:16 'As a rule, fat kids dont like Republicans.' #
12:07 @Quatslin25 loved my homemade chicken parmigiana last night; taking that as a HUGE compliment. #cookingforitaliansisstressful #
13:25 I almost forgot about my second annual Olive Garden birthday extravaganza. Better make the reservations now... #whenyourethereyourefamily #
13:30 @ChrisGriswold I work in the scenic Rapesylvania section of Brooklyn. I understand eau de crime scene feeling too well. #

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19:43 twitpic.com/8578o - Its midtown. Don't get weird. #
19:58 Still haven't accounted for all DC friends after Metro crash; hoping most woulnd't be in Takoma Park during rush. Please tweet/check in! #
23:12 Tevy Tevy Tevy Tevy! #
00:33 The worst part about Intervention is the needle montages. Shudder! #
01:13 Ok, birthday party officially cancelled. Shame, because the theme was going to be "NYC 2012: A Distopian Future." #
01:35 Eating a sausage alone and watching DVR'ed episodes of 'Family Jewels' at 130AM. Sigh. "I won't be single forever." --Me #
12:40 RT @daric Wow. It used to be that if Ed McMahon showed up at my door, I'd think: "Great, I'm rich!" Now, I have to react: "ZOMBIES, NO!" #
13:13 This Bank of America looks like a hospital and smells like a wendy's. #
13:54 Just demolished a Prett salad on the L train. Deeply sorry to those that had to witness the delicious carnage. #